This is the best thing I have ever seen!!
IM SO HAPPY ITS BACK.
when ur with ur best friend
in latin instead of saying “i love you” you don’t say anything because it’s a dead language. nothing. i think that’s beautiful. just shut the fuck up
*thinks about life for more than 2 seconds*
after spending all day considering getting mariokart 8, I went to burger king for dinner and to my surprise found this onion ring. Not only is it shaped like an 8, but it was the only onion ring in my bag since I ordered fries. now i’m not a superstitious person, but I took this as a sign and bought the game immediately after.
one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because
hipster blogs be like
are u ever mean as fuck in ur head and u aint wanna be and u’d never say it out loud but that one voice in ur head is a total asshole and u feel bad for even thinking it and u wonder if thats how u rly are
"I’m not vaccinating my kids because they’ll build up immunity naturally anyway"
Me waiting for album 5 like
Taylor’s Instagram comment on a fans photo quoted in US magazine!
Taylor Swift is on the cover of Star Magazine this week!
"Talked about her cats all night." I’m sorry, were you expecting something else…?
Not me. I’m just a temp.