My Cat Blog

I'm Lydia and I liked cats before it was cool. I love reading fortune cookies, listening to sad songs, and drinking coffee.

Close your eyes and clone yourself. Build your heart an army, to defend your innocence, while you do everything wrong.

I'm gonna stear clear, I'd burn up in your atmosphere. I'm gonna stear clear, 'cause I'd die if I saw you, I'd die if I didn't see you there.

What a treacherous thing it is to believe that a person is more than a person.

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I really wondered why people were always doing what they didn’t like doing. It seemed like life was a sort of narrowing tunnel. Right when you were born, the tunnel was huge. You could be anything. Then, like, the absolute second after you were born, the tunnel narrowed down to about half that size. You were a boy, and already it was certain you wouldn’t be a mother and it was likely you wouldn’t become a manicurist or a kindergarten teacher. Then you started to grow up and everything you did closed the tunnel in some more. You broke your arm climbing a tree and you ruled out being a baseball pitcher. You failed everyday math test you ever took and you canceled any hope of ever being a scientist. Like that. On and on through the years until you were stuck. You’d become a baker or a librarian or a bartender. Or an accountant. And there you were. I figured that on the day you died, the tunnel would be so narrow, you’d have squeezed yourself in with so many choices, that you just got squashed.

— Carol Rifka Brunt, Tell the Wolves I’m Home (via quotethat)

zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

fffcuk:

my friends aren’t allowed to be friends with each other they can only be friends with me and the only time they can talk to each other is to discuss how much they love me

longlivesherlock:

whorville:

whorville:

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

The C

I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS