Just saw this on twitter help I can’t stop laughing
EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I START LAUGHING AGAIN
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
There’s as many atoms in a single molecule of your DNA as there are stars in the typical galaxy. We are, each of us, a little universe.
i want every frame of this tattooed on my body and then i want it on my gravestone
From Why We Broke Up by Daniel Handler & Maira Kalman
ever since school started there hasnt been 1 day when i havent been tired
*identifies the cutest boy in the room .5 seconds after entering*
before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that
i sure do laugh a lot for someone who’s dead on the inside.